Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Bigg Boss 4: Clairvoyant Flintoff Mintoff says after Begum Nawazish Ali, Veena Malik will be out of Bigg Boss House.



By Flynn Remedios – Futuristic Media Network


Now that cross dresser Saleem Ali, also known as Begum Nawazish Ali is out of the Bigg Boss house, our in-house Astrologer, Tarot Reader, Feng-Shui expert, Numerologist and clairvoyant-par-excellence Flintoff Mintoff has predicted that Veena Malik will be the next inmate to be evicted out of the Bigg Boss House.

For some reason, if there is no nomination or eviction this week or by some twist of fate, if Pakistani actress Veena Malik survives one more week, she is definitely going to be evicted the following week, pontificated Mintoff.

As reported earlier, according to a very senior official from the very-popular GEC Colours, the two Pakistani inmates Veena Mallik and Begum Nawazish Ali are likely to be eased out of the Bigg Boss, Season 4 house in the next 2-3 weeks. This is part of a top-secret pact worked out between Colours channel and the Shiv Sena leadership in Mumbai.

According to our reliable and confidential sources within the channel, the GEC Colours has assured the top Shiv Sena leadership that they didn’t mean any harm or were not being unpatriotic in any way. Instead they wanted to create hype and buzz nationwide about the coming season of Bigg Boss 4, including the non-Hindi speaking belt in the south. This was only possible with some ingenious controversy which would give them the required media space in regional and national news papers. So the two Pakistani citizens were roped in. When the Shiv Sena blocked out the channel Colours in Mumbai, using its muscle power with its own distributors and cable operators affiliated to unions controlled by the Shiv Sena, pressure from advertisers like Vodafone, etc., forced Colours to come to the negotiating table. Since the Shiv Sena would not accept anything short of throwing out the Pakistanis, the channel asked the Sena bosses for some time to do it the natural way and hence save face and possible litigation and compensation complaints from the ousted participants.

Accordingly it was secretly agreed between the Sena top bosses and Colours that the Pakistanis would be eased out in the next two weeks. After an assurance was given by the Channel to this effect, the agitation was called off and the block was lifted.

The Bigg Boss creative team will modify the script, change the rules of the game without appearing to do so, or find creative and natural-like means to evict both the Pakistani citizens, so that it looks like they were evicted through a fair and normal voting process. The trick would be to nominate Veena Malik along with two strong Indian inmates. The two Indian inmates like Shweta Tiwari or Manoj Tiwari or Ashmit Patel, etc will have a strong fan-following ensuring that they get enough votes through the SMS voting system to save them from eviction, leaving the lone Pakistani inmate to get kicked out.

Well, well we didn’t say this. This is not our opinion or theory. We are not alleging that spot fixing or outcome fixing or whatever happens in Bigg Boss or any other Reality Shows. We know that such reality shows are audited by international consulting firms and adhere to the strictest norms of impartiality. We are just telling you what clairvoyant and Tarot Reader Flintoff Mintoff has predicted. Tsk... Tsk...